1. Meeting Jacq, formerly known as Jacques Terre'blanche, 3rd runner up in the 2003 Idols competition, renound for whipping his top off on stage. The evening started off with a dare for our new friend Liz to get him to sing "Paradise Road" which he did with our favourite Munt, Chipolaba. Great duet. All that was missing was a sign languager interpretor. And so the evening progressed. After coming up and whispering in my ear that he was drawn to my energy (you'd think that having a mother like I do I might fall for this one), what I mistook for a drunken disrespect of personal space was verified as a definite lunge by disgusted onlookers. Finally Bianca was dared to suck his ear lobe, you can see her strategising her attack in the above picture, which she managed to do for a whopping 10 seconds before he actually realised what was going on! She then gave him a much needed wank - I didn't click who he was even when he told me that he was a 'musician' - telling him just how great she thought he was, how he should have won idols, and how she was considering giving up on her quest for a politics doctorate in order to be his full time groupie.