Queer Outreach
Since our beloved beecky has gone off to Oxford, we thought it only fair that we at least try and help her out the best way we know how, from here. She has lived the life of a sexually repressed hermit for far too lon...it is now time to get some action and fast. Especially since you have about two weeks before your new boudoir begins to look like a bec style "home"... then aint nobody comin round. You aren’t a lecturer yet so you don’t have the opportunity to prey on students. I suppose you won’t be tutoring there either so that puts pay to that line of attack. You no longer have the power of a KirbaMeal to win your way into their hearts through their stomachs, so after much deliberation and arguing we have come up with the 5 hotties you should pursue. Criteria range from financial stability to the health of their livers (we figured these were far more relevant categories, since you have been arm wrestling in caves with hairy sheep scented shepherds for 7 month...I cant imagine looks count for much right now). These are the categories that we deem essential, the most important category being the "love for kylie". If they don’t have an affinity for a certain very special celebrity look alike, the one and only Kylie Minogue (aacording to your american tourist friend and who are we to disagree?), well then, they aren’t good enough. Feel free to print out our very succinct notes. Good luck and keep us updated
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its taken me a fucking age but finally we have comments that work...this coding thing is really tough...i nealry cried over it the other night...im sucha nerd right now...someone save me
B, this has made my day..read it like ten times and wept with laughter on every occasion. The sad thing is, you are so right - without a position of power to abuse and a dreamy digsmate who cooks like a pro, what chance on earth do I have of a decent score? Oy vey. Best I start lowering the bar.
B. you're doing amazing things with this blog! I'm so impressed. Tempted to show it off to all my friends but also a little scared as to what they may discover about me!
Bec, go for Daphne Dilda. I'm sure she has plentty to share: a warm personality, years of dyking experience, insight into Aileen Wuornos and crabs.
PS thanks for the phot message the other day. I would respond, only i'm not sure i'm that clever... I'll find a way to surprise you!
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Bec, go for Daphne Dilda. I'm sure she has plentty to share: a warm personality, years of dyking experience, insight into Aileen Wuornos and crabs.
PS thanks for the phot message the other day. I would respond, only i'm not sure i'm that clever... I'll find a way to surprise you!